You (and your dog) have the right to a poop-free yard.

You have the right to on-time, friendly and all-around great customer service.

You have the right to enjoy your yard where there is no poop left behind.

You have the right to a clean-smelling yard.

You have the right not to argue with your significant other about who picks up the poop this week.

So when the poop hits the fan, or yard in this case, Doody Patrol, LLC will clean it up.

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